Dunkin' Xenophobia
According to the new Dunkin' Donuts ad, not only should Americans not bother to actually speak or comprehend foreign languages, they shouldn't tax their minds or tongues with the mere pronunciation of coffee-related words that have long since entered the urban lexicon. Apparently, everything beyond "latte" comes from a strange and perplexing tongue Dunkin' would have us call "Fritalian".
Update: Dunkin' Donuts might not be pathologically mono-lingual, but they're betting that you are. Alas, they're probably correct.
...ceterum, I believe that Bush should be, like, impeached.
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I used to think Bush was the neet-o-ist dude in the world, but, then, alas, after 9/11 it started going south and my middle finger started rising. Be prepared. Withe Illuminati controlling our govt, the Prez just a pawn in chess, it'll get a lot worse B4 it gets better. God bless you.
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